Fattie and Me Part 2
Dear Mr Williams,
I must say I was flattered by your invitation for such a remarkable business opportunity. Never in my life have I seen such a perfect opportunity to help a fellow human being and make a few dollars on the side. I must say your percentage offering is indeed generous, and I accept your offer.
To give you a little background on myself; my name is Thurston Howell III. I am a graduate of Harvard, where I met my beautiful wife Lovey and soon after, married her. I remember the day well; it was the day that Consolidated General spiked 17 points on the market and I made millions.
I have made a comfortable life for myself and my wife through out various investments. I chair 12 companies, am a registered Republican, and have several vacation homes through out the United States. I must say I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I do not take kindly to manual labor, I have a boy named Gilligan to do that for me.
I have just set up an investment company to seek out opportunities, such as yours, to investigate and fulfill. Some of the board members are Jonas Grumby (Skipper), Professor Roy Hinkley, Maryann Summers, Ginger Grant, and, of course, myself and Lovey. We would like to further pursue your offer and let this correspondence act as a formal acceptance.
I look forward to your reply,
Good Day
Thurston Howell III
Ok I admit it. I fucked up. I came up with this whole Thurston Howell the 3rd thing (profile, email, a little research on Gilligan and friends) and I could not remember how the hell I signed into Yahoo. It pissed me off. They wanted every freakin thing in the world to retrieve my password. So after providing my birth date, password, username, and loan number for my mortgage ---- I still could not get in! So, I said 'fuck it' and started using a character I had in development. I followed my heart and decided I needed to have a person obsessed with the Shadow Government-Alien-Bilderberg conspiracy type of guys. Thus we have Art Bell. No offense to Art, I just needed a name with recognition for the notoriety of it all.
So here's the next chapter in Fattie's life (or at least another 2 months wasted):
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From: "MR ROTIMI WILLIAMS" ftrwilliams@lawyer.com"
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SIR,
I WISH TO COMMENCE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS WITH YOU INVOLVING THE TRANSFER
OF US$121.3 MILLION (ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND
U.S. DOLLARS) CASH FOR YOUR SAFEKEEPING PENDING ON MY ARRIVAL TO YOUR COUNTRY
FOR DISBURSEMENT/ INVESTMENT. I AM FATAI WILLIAMS ESQ., ATTORNEY TO LATE BOLA
IGE, (MINISTER OF JUSTICE AND ATTORNEY GENERAL OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA)
WHO WAS ASSASSINATED ON SUNDAY 23RD OF DECEMBER 2001. MY CLIENT CONFIDENTIALLY
DEPOSITED THE CASH WITH GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC COURIER/SECURITY SERVICES ABROAD AS
PHOTOGRAPHIC MATERIAL BEFORE HIS SUDDEN DEATH, ALL RELEVANT INFORMATION OF THE
DEPOSIT IS WITH ME, THIS FUND HE MADE WHILE SERVING AS A MINISTER FOR POWER,
MINES AND STEEL. I AM THEREFORE SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO FURNISH ME
IMMEDIATELY YOUR PARTICULARS (FULL NAME, SAFEST TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS,
COMPANY NAME &ADDRESS) TO ENABLE ME PREPARE A POWER OF ATTORNEY IN YOUR
FAVOUR TO CLAIM THE FUND AND SUBSEQUENTLY TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR
OUR (YOU AND ME) FUTURE MUTUAL AND FINANCIAL BENEFITS. YOU ARE ENTITLED TO 30%
OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION AND 70% WILL BE KEPT FOR OUR INVESTMENTS
THEREAFTER. MAINTAIN NON-DISCLOSURE OF FACTS TO THIRD PARTY AND DO NOT HESITATE
TO CONTACT ME FOR FURTHER DETAILS ON RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL.
BEST REGARDS,
FATAI WILLIAMS ESQ.
TEL: 234-80-33201629, 234-1-7743571, FAX: 234-1-7596244.
FURTHER EMAILS: rotimi39@lawyer.com
Contact Details:
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Company: ftrwilliams & associates
Contact: Mr. Fatai Williams
Location: blk5 hse 1,asorock bld.,
wuse 11,
abuja, federal capital territory, Nigeria - 0000
Phone: 234-80-33012357
Mobile: 234-80-33012357
Fax: 234-1-7596244
Email: ftrwilliams@lawyer.com
Products Offered as a Supplier: legal services
Products of Interest as a Buyer: all related business
From: Art Bell
To: frtwilliams@lawyer.com
Date: Wed Sep 18 00:58:37 2002
Subject: re: Opportunity
Dear Sir,
I want to thank you for your generous offer. You’ll have to excuse my
paranoia…but is this for real? I have been locked away for a few years in my
humble abode. I’m afraid it is much too dangerous for me to leave my
residence. So I have managed to adapt to my style of living and only deal with
people whom I trust implicitly. Before I went into seclusion I managed to save
enough money to last me the rest of my life for I knew the day would come when
they would start looking for me.
I am highly interested in this transaction and have time, to devote, to insure
our success. I can furnish you with off shore bank accounts, ghost companies,
and whatever covert means of transfer you may desire. My email address is secure
and no one can crack my security measures. They came close once…in their black
helicopters and black SUV’s but I knew hours ahead of time and had rigged my
last apartment to implode upon breach.
I live alone with my dog Muffy, therefore I have the means to travel at a
moments notice, if you need me to. I have five different and legitimate forms of
identification that I have used previously that will safely insure my arrival. I
have much more to offer that may or may not be needed as time and circumstance
may necessitate.
I agree that the transaction must be kept in the highest of confidentiality.
Never trust a Mason or anywhere that you see Novus Ordo Seclorum. Evil is at
play there. I believe we should begin all of our communications with a phrase
known only to us…..as we get deeper into the transaction. Trust NoOne!!!!!!!!
I look forward to hearing from you soon with God’s speed.
Art Bell